Top Five Funny Interviews

Last week, I wrote about ten funny resume mistakes. This week, I wanted to do the same with interviews, but as I look back, I have to admit that hilarious moments in interviews are not as frequent as smiles over resumes. Here are my top five:

1. This candidate was so nervous at her first professional interview that she accidentally barged into the men’s room instead of the ladies’. Okay, I admit it: that person was me!

(Lol!)

2. An immigrant interviewee showed up with her infant. Rather than send her on her way, I  decided to do some quick Information &  Referral around immigration, child care and careers. In my office, you guessed it: she pulled up her shirt and started feeding her baby, with no attempt at any kind of cover.

(Despite being Africa-born and raised, I have to say,  this was a bit much for me in a business setting.)

3. A yound woman arrived wearing a tiny, short skirt that couldn’t have encompassed more than two ounces of fabric. Seeing her, I tried to compose my features into a suitably neutral expression and probably failed miserably. Oblivious to my discomfort,  the girl shimmied as she tugged her skirt a fraction of a centimeter lower, giggling, “I’m so glad I dressed up today!”

(Okay…! Moving on.)

4. When we asked a candidate why he hadn’t secured a certain professional certification, the interviewee candidly replied,  “Laziness.” He went on to qualify: “Well, that and women!”

(Blatant honesty is the best policy?? I’m not so sure…)

5. As we passed the water cooler and I made my standard offer, “Would you like something to drink?”,  this candidate said, “No thanks, I just had a six pack.”

(I like humor as much as the next guy. But this reply is really going out on a limb!)

Since I could only come up with five, I am relying on you to supply a few more! Look forward to reading your responses.

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Top Five Funny Interviews

Last week, I wrote about ten funny resume mistakes. This week, I wanted to do the same with interviews, but as I look back, I have to admit that hilarious moments in interviews are not as frequent as smiles over resumes. Here’s my top five:

1. This candidate was so nervous at her first professional interview that she accidentally barged into the men’s room instead of the ladies’. Okay, I admit it: that person was me! Lol.

2. A woman came to her interview in a tiny, short skirt that couldn’t have encompassed more than two ounces of fabric. Seeing her, I tried to compose my features into a suitably neutral expression and probably failed miserably. Oblivious to my discomfort,  the girl shimmied as she tugged her skirt a fraction of a centimeter lower, giggling, “I’m so glad I dressed up today!”

3. An immigrant interviewee showed up with her infant. Rather than send her on her way, I  decided to do some quick Information &  Referral around immigration, child care and careers. In my office, you guessed it: she pulled up her shirt and started feeding her baby, with no attempt at cover.

4. When we asked a candidate why he hadn’t secured a certain professional certification, the interviewee candidly replied,  “Laziness.” He went on to qualify: “Well, that and women.”

5. As we passed the water cooler and I made my standard offer, “would you like something to drink?” this candidate said, “No thanks, I just had a six pack.”

Since I could only come up with five, I am relying on you to supply a few more! Look forward to reading your responses.

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