- It helps keep the HR blogger groupies away.
- Your mental picture of me is a lot better looking than I really am.
- I’m the Keyser Soze of HR.
- I’m secretly not human; I’m a Google Labs project (why else would I be on Blogger instead of WordPress?).
- I’m really another Kris Dunn spin-off. All the material that doesn’t make it onto Fistful of Talent or HR Capitalist winds up here.
- It’s part of the agreement I made with the federal Witness Protection Program.
- It gives readers that extra incentive to travel to New York City and meet me in person (just ask Jessica Lee).
- Superheroes try to avoid the spotlight; it makes the civilians more comfortable.
- It allows me to monitor other HR folks for anti-government and anti-union bias. Watch out! I’ve got some pretty thick files on some of you.
And the #1 reason I don’t show my face online is…
- I make money with this face…as a romance novel cover model.