Smart Phone

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Are you one of the burgeoning number of doofi (plural of doofus) who practically lives for their smartphone, oblivious to the real world around them? You’re not sure? Well take this simple test and find out.

Question 1

You’re walking down the street trying to check in on Foursquare when you bump into someone. They’re not too happy about it, do you:

A) LOL?

B) ROFL?

C) Hand them your phone so they can slap you Foursquare in the face with it?

Question 2

You’re sitting on a train playing music on your smart phone through a crappy pair of ear buds that leak sound like a paper bag leaks water. The dude (or dudette) opposite nudges you to complain. Do you:

A) Ask them to BGWM?

B) Suggest they BOB?

C) Hand them the earbuds and ask if they’d like to plug them where the sun don’t shine

Question 3

Farmville, Mafia Land and all that crap. You’re kidding right:

A) PMSL

B) UGTBK

C) Can’t talk now, my crops have all failed and da boss wants to pop a cap in my ass

Question 4

You’ve just beaten David Cameron’s high score on Fruit Ninja. Does that make you:

A) The next Prime Minister?

B) Who is David Cameron?

C) Totally detached from reality?

So how did you get on? If you picked mostly A, or mostly B, or C – you need to get out more buddy. And try using your phone just for calls for a day or two huh? I know – talking to people eh….it’ll never catch on ;)

PS – if you don’t understand all the answers, look ‘em up here.

 

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